Support the Guide

⚔️ SUPPORT THE REALM ⚔️

I’m a player, not a company. This guide is a one-person operation fueled by too much game time and not enough sleep. Any purchase you make through the webstore link below goes directly to my in-game account — it keeps my castle standing and gives me a reason to keep writing guides instead of doing something productive.

💎 Buy Me a Pack on the Webstore

Every purchase through this link supports my account. The tiers below are purely vibes.

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🏦 THE SHOP IS OPEN

Every great game has a shop. Ours has worse exchange rates.

LIMITED TIME OFFER The “I Appreciate What You Do” Bundle is available NOW. Expires: Eventually, probably.

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👑 EXCLUSIVE DONATION TIERS

🪨 F2P Peasant — FREE

What you unlock: The guide. All of it. Forever.

You’re technically already here. Congratulations.

Progress to next tier: [░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░] 0%

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🗡️ Low Spender Squire — A Few Dollars

What you unlock:

• The warm feeling of contributing to something
• My undying gratitude (non-transferable)
• Knowing you’re better than the F2Ps (you’re not, but it feels nice)

Squires receive exactly zero in-game benefits. This is a guide website.

Progress to next tier: [████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░] 20%

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🏰 Mid Spender Knight — The Price of a Coffee

What you unlock:

• Everything in the Squire tier
• The secret knowledge that I will now eat a slightly nicer lunch
• Spiritual blessing from the algorithm gods
• One (1) imaginary shield cosmetic skin

Knight-tier supporters may use the word “we” when referring to this site. “We updated the tier list!” Feels good, doesn’t it?

Progress to next tier: [████████░░░░░░░░░░░░] 40%

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🐋 Whale Knight — You Didn’t Have To But Here We Are

What you unlock:

• Everything in previous tiers
• My genuine shock and appreciation
• You will be mentioned in my internal monologue for at least 48 hours
• One (1) imaginary legendary hero cosmetic
• A sense of superiority that is absolutely warranted

WARNING: Whale-tier support may cause side effects including: feeling good about yourself, improved luck (unverified), and the knowledge that somewhere a guide writer just gasped.

Progress to next tier: [████████████░░░░░░░░] 60%

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🌊 Leviathan — A Sea Monster With a Credit Card

What you unlock:

• Everything in previous tiers
• I will name my next calculator after your in-game name (jk… unless?)
• Your contribution directly funds the “actually finish the equipment guide” milestone
• Special title: “Patron of the Realm” (honorary, imaginary)
• One (1) mythic-tier imaginary artifact of legend

Leviathan supporters receive a personal thank-you message. I will type it myself. With my actual hands.

Progress to next tier: [████████████████░░░░] 80%

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💎 Top Lord — Maximum Whale Achievement Unlocked

What you unlock:

• Every tier benefit
• I will cry a single grateful tear
• You funded the server for a year, congratulations
• Your name will be whispered in hushed reverence by absolutely no one
• ONE TRILLION imaginary gold coins
• The guide will be renamed “Your Name’s Top Heroes Guide” for 30 seconds in my head

Top Lord status is a spiritual designation. No gods were harmed in its creation.

Progress complete: [████████████████████] 100% ✨ LEGENDARY ✨

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💰 READY TO ASCEND?

You’ve read the tiers. You’ve felt the vibes. Now make it official.

💎 Buy Me a Pack on the Webstore

The real treasure was the guides we wrote along the way.

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❤️ THANK YOU

Seriously. Even reading this far means you care enough to explore the page. This guide is a labor of love for a game I play way too much. Your support — in any form — keeps it going.

Now go spend your gems wisely. (You won’t. None of us do.)